1. She is as pretty as she will always be in my mind's eye. I wasn't exactly knowing what to do when we first met, and she is so pretty. I really thought she was out of my league, and I was always afraid of losing her.

Now I don't, because I started to really learn how to appreciate myself, and I understand that things sometimes can not work out and I accept that. It makes me feel a lot more comfortable.

Now I am pretty sure we can work out very well, she doesn't have to know now, and probably she will never have a chance to know

A chap talking about not wanting his gf to go gym because he thinks she will be even hotter than now, and thereby losing her.

Internet is always a wonderful place.

2. Second thing I learn in UK: When you want to complain, just whisper (Or say that into their faces) "I am sure they/you are already doing your best" Never that "Call the manager" as this might be leading to the others thinking that you want all the drama and attention on yourself.

Such Britishness.